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After being double-crossed by Hondo on her own ship, Maz tells some stories.

阿軒(🎩)意外穿越回(huí )到(dào )了5年(🌦)前仍(💂)(réng )在(😋)讀大(dà )學的時期，正是(🌳)他(tā(🎻) )與女友 Joyce第一次邂(xiè )逅的(🛀)日子(🐹)。阿軒(〰)認(rèn )為這是上天給他(🔃)(tā )的(🐻)一(😴)次機會， 讓他(tā )阻止父(✴)親因(🍟)沉迷(mí )賭博而(ér )鑄成大錯(👙)、並(💏)救(🚴)回5年後意外(wài )受傷昏(🎮)(hūn )迷(📲)的 Joyce，從而(ér )改變自己的(🚝)命運(🚴)(yùn )。然(👩)而(ér )，命運真的(de )可以(yǐ )改(🌑)(gǎi )變(👑)嗎？一(yī )切又是(shì )否(🥛)可以(🆎)如他所願(yuàn )？

在父亲去(🚋)(qù )世(🐻)后，亚(⬇)伦回到家中帮(bāng )助(zhù(🔲) )他悲(😏)痛欲(yù )绝的母(mǔ )亲，并直(🔖)面他(🛤)的过(🚯)(guò )去，而在处理后(hòu )事(😐)的过(🥑)程(😸)中，他发(fā )现了一个神(😽)秘的(🚛)(de )骨灰龛，而这背后(hòu )还隐藏(😃)着更(🦕)加(🕛)可(kě )怕的东(dōng )西.....

Paul is an average guy. He likes movies, and pizza, and average guy things. He does not like - musicals. But Paul's small world is about to come crashing down under the weight of unspeakable terror. Now he must run, run for his life, as something sinister spreads, and grows, and sings, and dances. The town of Hatchetfield is plunged into a musical hell in - 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals!'

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

师兄(🐶)李昆(🐎)(kūn )在京剧演出中打(dǎ(🏧) )起了(🌎)广(guǎng )告。师弟侯(hóu )广智觉得李(💆)昆侮(😛)(wǔ )辱了戏(xì )台，两人话(🧛)(huà )不(🎧)投机(jī )分道扬镳(biāo )。五年(🙈)(nián )后(👸)李昆(🥦)靠演孙大(dà )圣(shèng )走穴(🕵)发家(🏦)(jiā )。侯广(guǎng )智则成了剧团(📢)的(de )孙(🐫)(sūn )大(🤣)圣专业(yè )户。 李(lǐ )昆联(🎳)系到(💦)一(👶)笔生意(yì )但却需要侯(💻)广智(🏤)(zhì )的帮助。侯广智答(dá )应李(⛎)昆来(❌)见(💎)客户(hù )—马老板。马老(🦉)板(bǎ(🖨)n )最近迷上了一个(gè )网(🏩)红，并(🗡)准备为她(tā )排一部《真假美(mě(🌽)i )猴王(✋)三(sān )打白骨精》。因为这(🐶)违反(👣)了(le )京剧传(chuán )统，侯广智(zhì(🚵) )愤然(🏢)拒(jù(🥣) )绝。李昆(kūn )偷了祖(zǔ )师(🗿)爷的(💈)戏(😌)服签了(le )合(hé )同，愤怒(nù(🚔) )的侯(🏝)广(guǎ(💍)ng )智与李昆再次决(jué )裂(😌)(liè )。但(💽)当(🤱)侯(hóu )广智看(kàn )到徒弟(🏡)们竭(😟)力招(zhāo )揽(lǎn )顾客时他终于(🤨)同(tó(🛥)ng )意(👮)演出。 试演当天(tiān )侯广(👫)智潇(💟)洒上台(tái )，李昆内心对(📒)京剧(🥇)(jù )的热忱被侯广智(zhì )唤醒，他(😴)配合(💏)着侯(hóu )广智说出了原(🚨)汁(zhī(⏬) )原味的(de )戏词。两人(rén )合演(🦂)了一(🛸)版传(🚋)统(tǒng )的《真(zhēn )假美猴王(🏐)》，这一(🚔)刻(💛)所有人(rén )都感受(shòu )到(🦕)了京(📩)剧的(🎺)魅力(lì )。

本片撷取(qǔ )了(🌽)发生(🦄)(shē(🎅)ng )在中国北方小城(chéng )镇(✋)(zhèn )中(🏺)一个中(zhōng )国青年(nián )出狱后(✋)的一(🎇)段(🧢)人(rén )生(shēng )经历，讲述了(🏠)一(yī(🐤) )个小人物在商品经(jī(✳)ng )济的(👔)大潮中与时(shí )代的隔离，以及(🍷)人(ré(🧚)n )们对金钱的崇尚(shàng )和(🤖)理想(🥓)、道德的流(liú )失，对社会(🏕)与人(🌒)(rén )性(🔀)作出(chū )了深度拷问(wè(🦋)n )。尤其(🐆)是(📂)本片以(yǐ )中国农(nóng )历(🖊)冬季(🤒)的四(👘)(sì )个节气作为篇章(zhā(🤚)ng )，具有(👠)(yǒ(🤡)u )强烈的中国文化(huà )符(💪)(fú )号(➿)视觉。

一阵风(fēng )暴之后，齐格(🍶)林(lí(😿)n )德(🍳)(dé )救助了一(yī )个受伤(🦎)(shāng )的(🏭)陌生人。他们(men )相(xiàng )知相(👏)爱，才(🥍)发现(xiàn )这是她失散多年的(de )孪(🐳)生兄(🤙)弟齐格蒙(méng )德，他们都(👖)是众(🤶)神(shén )之王沃坦的非婚(hū(🥑)n )生子(🚬)女。齐(⚫)格林德(dé )的丈夫洪丁(🛵)与齐(🚡)(qí(🌻) )格蒙德(dé )决斗，因沃(wò(👋) )坦和(🌠)天后(🍾)弗里卡(kǎ )的作祟(suì )齐(🥕)格蒙(📁)德(🐶)丧(sàng )命。女武神布伦(lú(🥃)n )希尔(🚇)德(dé )救走了齐格林德(dé )，并(🏩)预言(📰)她(tā )腹中的(de )孩子将是未(🗜)来的(🙀)(de )英(yīng )雄齐格弗(fú )里德(📢)。